Late Show with David Letterman

Season 11, Episode 52

Episode Title: Tom Ridge, Puddle of Mudd

Air Date: 2003-11-25

Overview:

Cold Opening: Tom Ridge finks on Michael Jackson. Also, Dave has yet another rant about Paris Hilton, claiming that she won't be on because a "no-good weasel, beady-eyed putz publicist" told her not to appear. "He's lower than pond scum," Dave observes, then later he calls him a nitwit and a knuckle-dragging neanderthal.